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I Pledge Allegiance….

jfg69 — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:07:34 +0000

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic, for which it stands: one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

I will never pledge allegiance to ANY man, and will never promise to serve any elected official.. they work for me…

Dogster

jfg69 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:25:46 +0000

Join the Dogster community

Dogster, a community portal for your pet. Get Fido his own page over at Dogster. Theres even a site to sign up your feline friends at Catster!

testing better-gallery plugin with highslide

jfg69 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:28:28 +0000

This is a test of the better-gallery plugin,
which can be found here: Better-gallery

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Gas Prices

jfg69 — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:13:45 +0000

Whats the cost of fuel where you live? Here on Long Island, in New York I’m seeing around 4.10 per gallon average for unleaded regular at “bargain” stations like Shamrock and US Gas…

Little Johnny

jfg69 — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:04:48 +0000

Little Johnny and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.

Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?
Grandpa replied “Can your pecker touch you’re ass?
Johnny answered, “No Grandpa, It’s just a little pecker!”
Grandpa said, Then you’re not man enough to have a beer.

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar.
Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I have a cigar?”
Once again, Grandpa asked, “Can your pecker touch you’re ass?”
Johnny answered “no,” again.
Grandpa said, “Then your not man enough to have a cigar.”

A little later, Johnny came out of the house with some cookies and milk.
Grandpa asked, “Can I have a cookie?”
The boy asked, “Can your pecker touch you’re ass?”
Grandpa replied, Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!”

Little Johnny replied, Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me.”

Money Angel

jfg69 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:04:07 +0000

I am going to be rich! I have recieved the Money Angel yet again in my email. I cannot believe my good luck. I now KNOW it to be true that I WILL be richer in 4 days! After all, it was in an email..

NOT 10 minutes later, along comes a nice email from a lovely woman in Sierra Leone who just lost her husband. She needs help with administering her husbands estate of millions of unclaimed US dollars in an account.

I even got an email from someone who said that Microsoft was doing an email survey and that if I added my name to the llist, Bill Gates would send me a check for $500.00!!!

And so, to all my friends, family and fellow blogsters, I present to you – the Money Angel. Please take good care of her, pass her on and share the wealth! Oh- and remember who brought her to you…

This is a money angel pass it on to 6 of your good friends or family and be richer in 4 Days.

Pass it to 12 of your good friends or family and be richer in 2 Days.

I am not joking. You will find an unexpected windfall.

If you delete it! , you will regret it.

Trust me!!!