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CloudFlare

jfg69 — Thu, 20 May 2010 05:10:36 +0000

This site is now running a private beta of CloudFlare.
CloudFlare wants to give tools to every web master to make their websites faster, safer and smarter.

Faster

CloudFlare uses a CDN-like infrastructure to deliver the best in performance to your site. The faster page load times will keep your visitors online longer and our caching mechanism will save you CPU and bandwidth resources.

Safer

CloudFlare blocks known threats from your site and uses the collective intelligence of the community to identify new rising threats. Not only does CloudFlare block these threats, but we tie up their resources by throwing them into a never-ending labyrinth so they can’t attack another site.

Smarter

You have good tools to evaluate human traffic coming to your site, but no insight into Search Engine Crawlers and bots. With CloudFlare, now you do.

Coming Soon!

jfg69 — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:41:32 +0000

Karmic is coming soon.. which means that a new Ultimate Edition will soon be ready..

I Pledge Allegiance….

jfg69 — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:07:34 +0000

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic, for which it stands: one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

I will never pledge allegiance to ANY man, and will never promise to serve any elected official.. they work for me…

Time to change that pic, eh?

jfg69 — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:17:25 +0000

If I wait any longer, it will be Christmas again and I wont have to..

Updates planned for near future.

Dogster

jfg69 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:25:46 +0000

Join the Dogster community

Dogster, a community portal for your pet. Get Fido his own page over at Dogster. Theres even a site to sign up your feline friends at Catster!

wp-honeypot

jfg69 — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:22:23 +0000

The amount of comment spam in recent days has been increasing quickly and by a large amount.
In searching for a solution, I came across a new plug-in called wp-honeypot.

This plug-in (see the authors blog site here, secludedhabitat.com) uses the Project Honeypot spam trappers to help combat the ever increasing blog and comment spammers.

In order to use the plug-in, you must first register at Project HoneyPot to recieve a code you add to the plug-in upon configuring after you install and activate.

Get the wp-honeypot plug-in today! Get it here: Official WordPress Plugin Download Page for WP-HoneyPot

jfg69

testing better-gallery plugin with highslide

jfg69 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:28:28 +0000

This is a test of the better-gallery plugin,
which can be found here: Better-gallery

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Car Show at Old Town in Kissimmee. Florida

jfg69 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:27:40 +0000

These were taken Memorial Day 2008 weekend in Old Town Village in Kissimmee, Florida.
There were some really beautiful cars there.

As I go through the rest of the pics I will upload them here.

Gas Prices

jfg69 — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:13:45 +0000

Whats the cost of fuel where you live? Here on Long Island, in New York I’m seeing around 4.10 per gallon average for unleaded regular at “bargain” stations like Shamrock and US Gas…

Little Johnny

jfg69 — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:04:48 +0000

Little Johnny and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.

Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?
Grandpa replied “Can your pecker touch you’re ass?
Johnny answered, “No Grandpa, It’s just a little pecker!”
Grandpa said, Then you’re not man enough to have a beer.

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar.
Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I have a cigar?”
Once again, Grandpa asked, “Can your pecker touch you’re ass?”
Johnny answered “no,” again.
Grandpa said, “Then your not man enough to have a cigar.”

A little later, Johnny came out of the house with some cookies and milk.
Grandpa asked, “Can I have a cookie?”
The boy asked, “Can your pecker touch you’re ass?”
Grandpa replied, Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!”

Little Johnny replied, Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me.”